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Dec. 29th, 2020
Feb. 1st, 2011
As an unbiased observer, I can now tell you all what you signed up for when you put down your names to rush the societies. I can tell you ahead of time that none of it is good, but this is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
ALPHAS.
ALPHAS.
- Alphas are all assholes. Every single one of them. You may be fooled by Johnny Justice, but I'm pretty sure he just hides it better.
- Alphas are also fucking stupid. See: the howling.
- Alphas are shit in bed. This is a well-known fact. Would you let a dog hump your leg? No. Then you shouldn't let an Alpha have sex with you.
- Amazons are all stuck up. They pretty much think they're better than everyone else because they're pretty and the cameras love them.
- Rumor has it that when the cameras are off and everyone goes home, they all hate each other and the whole 'sisterhood' thing is just an act. I'll let you be the judge of whether or not that's true.
- An Amazon once lost the whole tournament because she totally lost it because she broke a nail.
- Amazons are frigid and their panties are locked up tighter than a Swiss bank account.
- Omegas? Don't go there unless all you want to do is party and work out. And not in a distinctive way like the Alpha Idiots.
- Their president is a womanizer, and their Pledge Master is the guy with the tail. Need I say more?
- Actually, just go here for the dirt on Omega.
- Elitists. If you can't prove you're 75981501 generations deity, forget it.
- Basically exists to keep nepotism of deity-descended and deity-like people from the right places in charge of Axiom. You can decide whether or not they've succeeded for yourself.
- Just a harmless bunch of nerds... Or are they? Okay, so they're probably the nicest-seeming of the bunch, but that's because they're trying to get you to lower your guard and they can vaporize you with a laser.
- If you join Sigma, you will die a virgin.
Jan. 19th, 2011
002
Listen for proper AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOing tonight.
And don't forget your aconite.
And don't forget your aconite.
Jan. 16th, 2011
001.
You froshies probably haven't heard yet, but the 19th of January is the full moon. For those of you too lazy to look up a calendar, that's this Wednesday.
Camulus has state-of-the-art facilities in place to protect you from me, but when you have a ravenous, superpowered wolf on your hands, things tend to go awry. Although there's never been any accidents, I'm supposed to remind new students every year to take care on the night of the full moon.
You may all have powers, and I therefore may not be able to turn you, but unless you want to take your chances against a wolf who can sprint faster than a speeding bullet, rip apart steel with its claws, crush human bones with its teeth, and has no desire but to eat human flesh, I suggest staying in on nights of the full moon. Or in the very least carrying aconite.
Camulus has state-of-the-art facilities in place to protect you from me, but when you have a ravenous, superpowered wolf on your hands, things tend to go awry. Although there's never been any accidents, I'm supposed to remind new students every year to take care on the night of the full moon.
You may all have powers, and I therefore may not be able to turn you, but unless you want to take your chances against a wolf who can sprint faster than a speeding bullet, rip apart steel with its claws, crush human bones with its teeth, and has no desire but to eat human flesh, I suggest staying in on nights of the full moon. Or in the very least carrying aconite.